{"product_id":"9780008827472","title":"Bromantasy","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSchitt's Creek\u003c\/em\u003e meets \u003cem\u003eThe Princess Bride\u003c\/em\u003e, in this adorable cozy fantasy, perfect for fans of \u003cem\u003eLegends and Lattes\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eThe Baby Dragon Cafe!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e⚔️❤️⚔️❤️⚔️❤️⚔️❤️⚔️❤️\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo heroes. One brain cell.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eBromantasy\u003c\/em\u003e is a cozy, queer fantasy about the mortifying ordeal of being known by your totally platonic best friend and the epic quest that might force you to confront the truth.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFellas, is it OK to kiss your bff while on a quest through the forest you're unqualified for?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJuniper O'Reilly is good at only two things: demolishing a pint of mead and finding the perfect skincare routine. Everything else - taking care of the farm, bartering for goods, any sort of manual labour - falls to Juniper's best friend, the absurdly capable, endlessly patient Mo Elmthorn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when Juniper accidentally volunteers them both for a quest to kill a fearsome monster, he knows he's finally gotten in over his head. Juniper \u003cem\u003ehates \u003c\/em\u003ecamping, he \u003cem\u003ehates \u003c\/em\u003ethe dark, and there's \u003cem\u003eno way\u003c\/em\u003e all these foraged mushrooms are going to sit well in his stomach. One thing he \u003cem\u003edoesn't \u003c\/em\u003ehate? How good Mo's thighs look in his questing pants - he doesn't have \u003cem\u003etime\u003c\/em\u003e to think about that, though, with a monster to hunt and their futures on the line.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut monsters come in all shapes and sizes. When Juniper and Mo realize that the terrifying beast they've sworn to kill is just a scared little girl torn from her family, they're off to find not only the true villain of the story, but maybe even a happy ending.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThou must read if thou cherish:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e👬Totally platonic best friends that just happen to greatly admire each other …\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💞 Golden retriever x black cat energy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🔮 Cosy fantasy worlds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧝 Impossible quests\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐲 Dragons (both fearsome and cute)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🤣 Laugh-out-loud romances\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePraise for \u003cem\u003eBromantasy\u003c\/em\u003e:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e'A deliciously cozy fantasy romp brimming with charm, cheese, anti-monarchical sentiment, and two bros spectacularly failing their quest to pretend they aren't in love with one other' \u003cstrong\u003eRebecca Podos, bestselling author of \u003cem\u003eHomegrown Magic\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'By turns hilarious and heartfelt, with jokes for days, sly references to our world (SMART goals for a quest! Scrolling via actual scrolls!), and absolutely loveable best bros - who are just friends who like to wrestle, of course - this joyful romp of an adventure made me laugh so much. I couldn't put it down!' \u003cstrong\u003eJamie Pacton, bestselling author of \u003cem\u003eThe Absinthe Underground \u003c\/em\u003eand \u003cem\u003eHomegrown Magic\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Chock full of cosiness, fun, found family, skincare mishaps, and totally platonic wrestling with a bro that Juniper definitely doesn't want to kiss' \u003cstrong\u003eAugust Bloom, author of \u003cem\u003eThe Tiny Magic Bookshop\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HQ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57193575121269,"sku":"9780008827472","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0289\/5334\/6096\/files\/9780008827472.jpg?v=1778921500","url":"https:\/\/goldenharebooks.com\/products\/9780008827472","provider":"Golden Hare Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}