{"product_id":"9781800963870","title":"Fairytales for Privileged Children","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Daniel has written a book that is literally about my petulant kids'\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e-Katherine Ryan\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA gorgeously delicious book about awful people. I never liked Hansel and Gretal, anyway!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e-Rosie Jones\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eOnce upon a time, in a land \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003efar \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eaway (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children...\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eFairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eand Other Premium Tales\u003c\/i\u003e, author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most \u003ci\u003ecomfortable \u003c\/i\u003eof tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield \u003ci\u003eexcellent \u003c\/i\u003eresults. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRAISE FOR\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCHILDREN\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Monoray","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57597998530933,"sku":"9781800963870","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0289\/5334\/6096\/files\/9781800963870.jpg?v=1790091068","url":"https:\/\/goldenharebooks.com\/products\/9781800963870","provider":"Golden Hare Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}