Golden Hare Books x Royally Stamped Anti-Valentines - Hello, Leave Me Alone

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Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, but what if you don’t want to celebrate it? Fear not, Golden Hare will come to your rescue. Introducing: the Hello, Leave Me Alone book, card and chocolate bundle, curated in collaboration with handmade stationery brand, Royally Stamped.
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What’s Anti-Valentine’s Day without an eccentric novel? Stream-of-consciousness writing has been done before, but this book truly ponders life’s great questions — for example: why does one shoelace wear out before the other? Nicholson Baker manages to make the mundane funny, and you won’t find sappy romance in this novel. Enjoy some of Edinburgh chocolatier Ocelot’s White Almond chocolate while you read, and make sure to send Royally Stamped’s hand-stamped card to the person who annoys you the most. After all, it reads: Hello, Leave Me Alone. 

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Is there a better way to spend Anti-Valentine’s Day?

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The card measures 6x6 inches, is blank inside, and comes with an envelope. Our booksellers will be happy to hand write and address the card on your behalf, just let us know what message to include in the notes section when you reach checkout.