Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, but what if you don’t want to celebrate it? Fear not, Golden Hare will come to your rescue. Introducing: the Keep It In Your Pants book, card and chocolate bundle, curated in collaboration with hand made stationery brand, Royally Stamped.
If you know anything about Greek mythology, you’ll know that some (most?) of the stories are… weird. Susie Donkin uses wit and sarcasm to delve deeper into the debauchery that was ancient Greece in her book, Zeus is a Dick. Along with the book, you’ll receive Edinburgh chocolatier Ocelot’s delicious Buckwheat chocolate and a hand-stamped card by Royally Stamped. Fittingly, the card reads: Keep it in your pants.
This makes the perfect present for yourself or a friend who cares little for romance and takes pleasure in dark, dark humour.
The card measures 6x6 inches, is blank inside, and comes with an envelope. Our booksellers will be happy to hand write and address the card on your behalf, just let us know what message to include in the notes section when you reach checkout.