How not to get eaten by owlbears

So you've decided to be an adventurer. Good for you! Just a warning, though. There are some really horrible things lurking out there. Things with fangs and glowing eyes. Things that think you look delicious. Not to mention the magical mishaps, erratic wizards, and villainous cutthroats you'll encounter. Whether you're facing deadly fauna, urban perils, or merciless monsters, this guide will answer your burning survival questions. Want to know which is the best tavern in Baldur's Gate, or have a pressing need for tips on how to escape an ogre's lair? With this humorous handbook in your pack, your adventures will end in fame and fortune, rather than in something's stomach.